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Pant-y raid

September 19, 2016

A man selling items on Mission Street as temperatures soared Sunday afternoon was reportedly beaten and robbed of an unlikely item: a pair of pants. According to authorities, the 64-year-old victim had items for sale on the sidewalk on the 1800 block of Mission, near 14th Street, when three or four people approached him around […]

Naked aggression? Officer injured in alleged attack by ‘partially nude’ man

September 15, 2016

It was no olive branch, apparently. A nude man who reportedly threw a stick at passersby in the Mission was arrested last Friday after allegedly assaulting a police officer. Robert Mathew Kaplan, 37, of San Diego, was arrested on suspicion of felony battery on a peace officer, felony battery causing serious bodily injury, felony assault with a […]

You can still get a head in this town

September 7, 2016

Creepiness afoot on Florida near 24th Street. [Photo by CharleeMatti/Instagram]

Don’t get hung up on the third rail

August 26, 2016

BART’s little known “Land line.”

Clown-faced toy terrifies 23rd and Florida

August 2, 2016

Friend of Capp Street Crap Malaika recently chronicled the goings on of a terrifying children’s toy as it moved around the intersection of 23rd and Florida streets. Look at its smeared lipstick! Seriously, this is why we need 311. The next day, it had moved ever so slightly closer to the “RIP Neil” stencil. And here […]

Pokémon? No!

August 1, 2016

Pokemon Go smh. A photo posted by Lando Uno🔊🔊🔊 (@djlando1) on Jul 31, 2016 at 9:54am PDT UPDATE 8/2/16: The above Instagram photo appears to have been taken down. But you can still view it Capp Street Crap’s Facebook page. ORIGINAL POST: Is this Mini, on its side in the street in the Mission, the […]

Awful person pilfers plants, saddens six-year-old

July 1, 2016

Confirming that, yes, people are really that horrible, someone twice raided a Capp Street community garden of plants last month, including those belonging to a six-year-old boy. Monica Bhagwan, who gardens at the Alioto Community Garden at 20th and Capp streets, told me that the little boy’s garden bed was wiped out in both of […]