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Friends in high places
May 7, 2014
Obviously, you want to drink your beer in the most dangerous place possible.
Dat ass!
May 7, 2014
Per Urban Dictionary: A positive vernacular expression used when one sees the buttocks of another …
Symbolism on the street
May 6, 2014
God, I love public art. To me, the hot sauce symbolizes passion restrained.
Why stay inside?
May 5, 2014
If my street is any indication, public flossing has become an epidemic.
Important driveway conversation
May 5, 2014
These two men have inexplicably parked themselves in our driveway with a cooler of beer. Last I heard of their conversation, one guy was trying to explain the concept of original sin to the other.
Does itwerk for you?
May 5, 2014
This didn’t twerk on me. (spotted in September 2013)
Warm and fuzzy
May 2, 2014
A wig and a soiled mattress. Kinda makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, doesn’t it?
Double the hype?
April 27, 2014
Double the hype? TOO MUCH!