Author: cappstreetcrap

Capp Street showdown

Jerardo versus Randy. Who wins?

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Cantaloupe? More like, ‘can’t find any’

So much for my dream of getting rich off of cantaloupes. By the time I arrived, they were all gone.

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Rapture-ade, anyone?

I’m beginning to doubt the limepocalypse.

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I see what you did there

I’d like a capp of cawfee.

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Pony down

“Nasty,” one of the less popular My Little Ponies.

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Stretch, but please don’t break

Yes, this is exactly what you think it is. Why did this happen? No idea.

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None of that white crap!

I SAID BROWN RICE!

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‘3 Down, 4 to Go’

Can’t think of a more fitting album to find on a street known for hookers.

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Let’s be clear about something

The celery and bell pepper I get. But what’s the bell pepper’s role in all of this?

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Potato takes a walk on the wild side

Why, hello there little potato. Are you lost?

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