Author: cappstreetcrap

File this under: Horrible!

According to police, a woman was attacked just before 2 p.m. Tuesday in the 1700 block of Bryant Street Wednesday by a would-be pimp who told her she was going to start working for him. When she pulled away, he allegedly beat her with a cell phone charger wrapped around his hand. Several of the […]

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Crap-i-corn!

Down-and-out unicorn

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Burrito lust: The story behind Bangkok’s Mission taqueria

Even in the land of green curry, sometimes all you want is a great burrito. Last month Capp Street Crap wrote about a surreal taco truck that serves a “Mission Burrito” next to Mission street signs in the food court of a mall in Bangkok. Turns out, the San Francisco connections didn’t stop there. La […]

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Lactose opposed

Milk mystery, 18th and Capp

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A negative sign

NO! Clarion Alley

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‘Silk Road’ suspect on social media

Spent far too much time this morning looking at Mission resident and Silk Road 2.0 suspect Blake Benthall’s social media accounts. According to the San Francisco Chronicle, Benthall was arrested Wednesday and has been charged with drug dealing, computer hacking, money laundering and trafficking in fake identification documents. Authorities say he took over the online drug market […]

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Breast practices

Uh, wow. Suppose it’s fair to say that adult and lingerie store Sin Cherry is beating Mission Secrets across the street in the mannequin boobs department.

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Martha Stewart was here

(Pine) cones of shame.

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Hot shit

Just before midnight Tuesday, officers responded to the 1500 block of Valencia Street where they found a port-a-potty* on fire. San Francisco firefighters extinguished the blaze. Police have no suspects. *Photo not the targeted toilet.

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Sign of the times

Speculation stop sign submitted by a reader who says: Or stall it with YES ON G?

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