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Capp Street luxury awaits

Want to live in the Mission? REALLY REALLY want to live in the Mission? Capp Street’s priciest home is now available – for a mere $15,000 a month. Sold last year for $3.5 million, 507 Capp Street is a stunning, big and beautiful Queen Anne Victorian with a gourmet kitchen, library, media room and parking […]

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Mayday! Mayday! Ottoman down!

Furniture SOS.

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Weird Fish goes urban

Well, this is fishier than expected. Despite plans to reopen it as a French bistro called Bistro Le Bon Vivre by summer, Dante’s Weird Fish looks to have been renamed “Urban Fish.” Recently, a new wooden sign went up. The Urban Fish menu posted outside looks to be full of vegan and pescatarian items, including […]

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Capp Street child pornography investigation leads to man’s arrest

A Capp Street resident is facing felony child pornography charges after a search of his computer yielded more than 600 lewd images of children, police said. According to the San Francisco Police Department, Juan Crisanto-Ramirez, 35, also had videos depicting young children in sex acts with adults and engaged in explicit Internet chats with a […]

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Zuckerberg security updates neighbor’s status

Tensions between Mark Zuckerberg and his neighbors over the Facebook founder’s massive renovations to his Liberty Hill home have reached new heights now that a security detail has obtained a temporary restraining order against a local resident. In court documents filed on behalf of Facebook, members of its Global Security Operations Center team claim that […]

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Butt why?

Mini Butt. Not to be confused with mini putt. Or mega butt.

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Clearly tipsy, possibly tanked

Send reinforcements.

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Splinter group protests displacement with ‘Take Back the Dyke March’

Angered by evictions and changes that brought the annual San Francisco Dyke March down 17th Street this year, hundreds of queer women and their supporters broke off Saturday, surged past police and traveled the march’s original route. Dyke March organizers cited a number of reasons for the route change including safety issues, the recently completed renovations […]

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Box of chicken

RIP chicken. [Via my neighbor Matt Wells who spotted this on Capp, between 16th and 17th]

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If it weren’t for the carbs …

Brunch. No line!

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